People react to me a lot of different ways...some good, some bad and some weird. Some people stare at me expecting to see signs of the tumor like I am growing horns :) One of the hardest things for me right now is learning to communicate in large groups and noisy places. Because my hearing is already compromised in my left ear it can be a little more difficult. I can't make out the words if you whisper into my left ear. I may be asking 'what' or 'excuse me' often. Please be patient with me.
Not that there is a market for brain tumor t-shirts, thank God, but many ideas have come to mind. So I will share them periodically. I have to keep humor in my life :)
1. 'I have a brain tumor, what's your excuse?!?"
2. 'Does this tumor make me look fat or is it the baby???'
3. 'Shit rolls downhill....apparently I live at the bottom of that hill'
4. 'Please direct all negative comments to my deaf ear'
So that is all for now...I know I will have more soon...
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I am definitely going with the first one as my fav. Works well in a variety of situations. I can just picturing you saying this to someone and them me coming up and punching them in the gut. Together we will be unstoppable!
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ReplyDeletehow about "i'm sorry, are you talking?" and my personal favorite is #4.
ReplyDeleteAs an occasional tenant of the bottom of the hill myself, I gotta go with #3.
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